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Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?

Father: baap

son: abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father: Garaham bell ne.

Son: us k baap ne kyun nai bnaya?

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A baby fish asked her mother,
“Why cant we live on earth..?”
Mother fish, Replied
“My dear baby Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made only for SEL’FISH”
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K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has

A Bad Cold And Won’t Come To School Today

Teacher: Who Is This

Boy: This’s My FATHER Speaking.
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SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga
Mom:Kyun?
Son:Naukri KroON gA.
MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay?
Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio

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Mom: Where are you off to now?
Son: I am gonna join the army.
Mom:But legally you are only an infant.
Son: That is all right, I am going to join the infantry.

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Teacher bachon se:
Dunya me insan k lye koi b kaam mushkil nhi hy …

Ek bacha bola:
Madam toothpaste ki tube me toothpaste wapis daal kar dikhayen? ;->

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dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Woman1:Our area is too dusty, my child is full of mud when he comes after play.
Women2:Thats true! yesterday I washed 20 faces to find my own child!
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Little boy: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Well son, your mom and I got together at ‘Yahoo’.

We ‘setup’ a date via ‘e-mail’ and met in a ‘cyber cafe’.

Your mom agreed to ‘download data’ from my ‘hard drive’.

Just when I was about to ‘transfer’, we realised that none of us had ‘installed’ a ‘firewall’

It was too late to hit ‘delete’.

Nine months later a ‘pop-up window’ appeared, saying ‘you’ve got a male!;-)

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